thatfunnyblog:

first u get calcium powder all over urself at breakfast n’ now u think ur a squirrel what the heck

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  • me: *sees ur message right away*
  • me: *doesnt respond right away so u dont think i was waiting*
  • me: *forgets to respond*

fulloflightning:

how to charm your girlfriend’s dad: lesson one

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aworldoftheversusepic:

When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
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zzbbtt:

you know when you’re having a really rad and positive day and then all of a sudden you just feel like the complete shit pile you are and it is so overwhelming liiiiiike where the fuck did this afternoon go

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teencry:

when you see an item you love on the sale rack but then realize it was misplaced there

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albnz:

xxxxclaraxxxx:

creamyburrito:

BABY GOLDEN RETRIEVER BEING A NOOT NOOT

Da fuq is a noot noot

me

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mauro-g-money:

Dexter

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